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‘Wicked’ Fail Sends Doll Buyers To Porn Site [Weird News & Oddities]
Car flies into home’s second story; tiny horse goes shopping; fake bear claws up cars; cloned ferret gives birth; Bigfoot has been sighted.
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Car flies into home’s second story; tiny horse goes shopping; fake bear claws up cars; cloned ferret gives birth; Bigfoot has been sighted.
![‘Wicked’ Fail Sends Doll Buyers To Porn Site [Weird News & Oddities]](https://patch.com/img/cdn20/ap/790386/20241114/073306/styles/patch_image/public/ap24316546148779___14192421341.jpg)
The saga of the Bed-Stuy pop-up fishpond has ended swimmingly. Some people are marrying their AI sweethearts. Do baked potatoes scurry?
We take a glib look at how to pull off a costume based on stuff that really happened but that people may not believe. Because Halloween.
An ugly duckling story with a twist; lost cat sets off on 900-mile journey home; people want to sleep in candy corn beds and suites.
Passel of opossums, fentanyl found in illegally parked car; Taylor Swift is everywhere in a corn maze; robbery attempt goes horribly wrong.
Reptile hitchhiking “most Florida thing ever”; oh my darling, Clementine is free; little piggy goes to Hollywood; “The Shark” foiled again.
It was so hot a tourist melted his feet; “rooftop ninja” lived in a sign for a year; dude has eaten 34,000 Big Macs since 1973; much more.
Another Pennsylvania groundhog gains fame as a live prize in claw machine; celery that wasn’t celery and candy that wasn’t candy.
Dragonfly swarms terrify, delight beachgoers; stay in Polly Pocket’s compact house; auction price as eye-popping as Princess Leia’s bikini.
An Amazon delivery contained a dirty diaper; it stinks for the third-party sellers, too. A giant inflatable IUD tours the country.
What do Texas Roadhouse and Wawa have in common? Gardener has a nose for swallowtail butterflies. And Yosemite, we have a poop problem.
A rare hoodwinker sunfish that washed up on Oregon’s north coast drew curious onlookers, and a Goodwill store discovered a snake’s hot take.
More kids find blue-eyed periodical cicadas. Three bears settle in family’s home. And a dog leaves grooming appointment higher than a kite.
A defendant appeared in a Zoom hearing on a suspended license charge — while driving; an $88,000 clam mistake and a $395 pineapple.
A dead whale was towed 50 miles offshore for a burial at sea. She came back. Authorities wonder how many times the cycle will repeat.
People really do leave everything but the kitchen sink in Ubers; some other people are traveling to see cicadas, whose butts may fall off.
A Florida man thinks space junk fell on his house; that may explain mysterious California lights, too. And junk email folder reveals $227K.
Cicadas have a nasty surprise, cops say diner got naked over “too hot” wings, brain tapeworm is more than a headache and more freaky things.
A guy eats two Big Macs a day for 50-plus years; his heart’s fine. Another guy stuck his head in a pickle bin. And “hay,” this is a mystery.
Nighttime skies reveal a flying squirrel and a mysterious fireball, and a doe ambled around for days with her head stuck in a jug.
A spa for adults who role-play as babies in diapers; kangaroo gets loose; tip to cry over; wings to fly on; love stinks and so does your ex.
Take a peek at some of the oddest news making headlines this week.
Below, read a collection of oddities and weird news from Patch that may make you scrunch up your face and ask, “Why?”