Morning Rancho Murieta! We've got the scoop on the latest happenings in town. Read on to get looped in. ☕️️
In today's newsletter:
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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• Zeta Restores Broadband Service, Refuses to Pay Extortion for Cyberattack (therivervalleytimes.com) — Rancho Murieta’s hometown internet provider Zeta Broadband has fully restored service after a massive July 19 cyberattack and says no customer data was compromised. The company refused to pay the extortion demand, instead partnering with Cloudflare and permanently upgrading its defenses to better protect Rancho Murieta customers and other Northern California communities from future large-scale outages.
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Ok Rancho Murieta! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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