Good morning Severance! We're back again in your inbox, keeping you updated with what's happening in and around town. ☀️
Coming up on the calendar:
STEM Adventures at Kiddie Academy of Windsor
Eaton High School TR BG V Away Greeley Central High School (Greeley at Eaton High School
Great Western Trail Race
... and check out 6 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: What did the inventor of the knock-knock joke win? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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Watercolor Techniques with Bee Makers Mercantile & Studio , 824 9th St. Suite A , Greeley
10:30 am
Paint Your Own Dessert Frogs Makers Mercantile & Studio , 824 9th St. Suite A , Greeley
10:30 am
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
Anyone I Severance missing this cutie ? I tried to get to come to me but this little guy wasn’t having it he took off . He was running south past the Mexican restaurant next to Dominos… (Nextdoor Timber Ridge)
Albertsons Companies, Inc. posted a job opening for In-Store Shopper in Windsor. Apply here.
The University of Northern Colorado posted a job opening for Business Service Coordinator in Greeley. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Severance here.
🗞 Nearby News
Windsor
Greeley City Council receives latest update on Catalyst project (greeleytribune.com)
Lauren Boebert's fundraising is dismal (axios.com)
Lindsey Heaps Returns to Colorado with USWNT Ahead of Summit NWSL Debut (ussoccer.com)
Ok Severance! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: The NO-BELL prize (Thank you Gina M. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!