Good morning Elfers! We're back in your inbox this morning to keep you in the loop with what's happening in and around town. Grab a cup of coffee and read on. ☕️️
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Thursday: Humid; an afternoon t-storm, with a high of 90 and low of 75 degrees.
🌶 Hot!
- Friday: A heavy t-storm in the p.m., temps: high: 90, low: 76.
- Saturday: Humid; an afternoon t-storm, with a high of 91 and low of 77 degrees.
📸 Around Elfers
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🗓 Events Nearby
Saturday August 8
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Native American Flute →
New Port Richey Public Library, 5939 Main St, New Port Richey
11:00 am
Sunday August 9
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Sunshine Sessions →
Cavalaire Square, 5739 Missouri Ave, New Port Richey
11:00 am
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Summer in the City →
Downtown New Port Richey, Main St, New Port Richey
12:00 pm
Thursday August 13
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Thursday Open Studio →
West Pasco Art Guild Inc, 6206 Jefferson St, New Port Richey
10:00 am
Saturday August 15
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Hippie Fest →
Tarpon Springs Sponge Docks, 735 Dodecanese Blvd, Tarpon Springs
2:00 pm
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50’s Diner Weekly Cruise-In Car Show →
Americana 50's Diner, 1730 US-19, Holiday
4:00 pm
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Woodstock 69 →
Richey Suncoast Theatre, 6237 Grand Blvd, New Port Richey
5:00 pm
Wednesday August 19
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Florida Concealed Weapon License - New Port Richey →
All American Gunslingers, 4321 US-19, New Port Richey
12:00 pm
Thursday August 20
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08-20-2026 Selecting and Planting Trees - Right Plant, Right Place →
South Holiday Library, 4649 Mile Stretch Dr, Holiday
6:30 pm
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08-20-2026 Selecting and Planting Trees - Right... →
South Holiday Library, 4649 Mile Stretch Dr, Holiday
6:30 pm
Friday August 21
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Golden Hour Market August →
The Collective at Escape Brewing Company, 11495 Trinity Blvd, Trinity
6:00 pm
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Rated 'M' for MAGIC 18+ Comedy Magic Show (New Port Richey) →
Richey Suncoast Theatre, 6237 Grand Blvd, New Port Richey
8:00 pm
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
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Lake County Schools posted a job opening for Assistant Coach - Football (2026-2027) in Holiday. Apply here.
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Sprouts Farmers Market, Inc. posted a job opening for Grocery Clerk in New Port Richey. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Elfers here.
🗞 Nearby News
New Port Richey
- Get Golf Ready at Seven Springs (Men and Women) - Seven Springs Golf & Country Club - New Port Richey, FL (pga.com)
- Mother of child with autism creates safe space, play area for other neurodivergent kids (fox13news.com)
- Claim: ICE used Navy daughter as bait to entrap undocumented man with Denver ties (westword.com)
Tarpon Springs
- Tarpon Springs approves affordable townhome project near downtown (baynews9.com)
- Publix, Aldi opening Florida stores in August, here's where (miramarflnews.com)
Ok Elfers! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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