🌱 Key Ceremony for Army CPL Eddie Ward and Army CPL Roberto Cruz-Arocho and 10 more events

Greetings San Antonio! Your go-to source for what's happening in town is here. Stay in the loop and read on. ☀️

Coming up on the calendar:

• Market in the Park at San Antonio City Park
• Key Ceremony for Army CPL Eddie Ward and Army CPL Roberto Cruz-Arocho at Heritage Bible Church
• Left Right Center Tournament at Medley at Mirada Clubhouse

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: An afternoon thunderstorm, with a high of 91 and low of 73 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
• Friday: A heavy t-storm in the p.m., temps: high: 90, low: 73.
• Saturday: Humid; an afternoon t-storm, with a high of 90 and low of 72 degrees.

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📸 Around San Antonio

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🗓 Upcoming Events in San Antonio

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★ Featured events ★

Saturday August 8

• Market in the Park →
  San Antonio City Park, San Antonio
  9:00 am

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Other local events

Saturday August 8

• Key Ceremony for Army CPL Eddie Ward and Army CPL Roberto Cruz-Arocho →
  Heritage Bible Church, 12940 Curley St, San Antonio
  9:00 am

Thursday August 27

• Left Right Center Tournament →
  Medley at Mirada Clubhouse, 31800 Cannon Rush Dr, San Antonio
  5:30 pm

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📣 San Antonio Shout Outs!

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday August 6

• Make Your Meal Matter - Sundance HOA →
  Culver’s, 6386 Gall Blvd, Zephyrhills
  4:00 pm
• After Hours Networking Sponsored by Beef 'O... →
  Dade City Tap House & Spirits, 37916 Pasco Ave, Dade City
  4:00 pm
• Channeling at the Lounge →
  The ABL, 14135 7th St, Dade City
  6:30 pm
• Municipal Association of Pasco →
  Zephyrhills, FL Calendar Zephyrhills, FL 33542
  6:30 pm

Saturday August 8

• Flapjack Fundraising for the ARTS!
  Union Park Charter Academy (K-6) (Opened August 2018) Zephyrhills, FL 33543
  8:00 am
• Standup Comedy at Zephyrhills Brewing Co! (Zephyrhills, FL) →
  Zephyrhills Brewing Company - ZBC, 38530 5th Ave, Zephyrhills
  8:00 pm

Sunday August 9

• Main Street Back to School Bash →
  Main Street Zephyrhills, Inc., 5335 8th St 2nd Floor, Zephyrhills
  9:00 am

Monday August 10

• Budget Workshop →
  Zephyrhills, FL Calendar, 5335 8th Street, Zephyrhills
  4:30 pm
• City Council Meeting →
  Zephyrhills, FL Calendar Zephyrhills, FL 33542
  6:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Rangeline Group, Inc. posted a job opening for Construction Laborer in San Antonio. Apply here.
• Wal-Mart posted a job opening for Stocking Team Associate in Dade City. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near San Antonio here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Dade City

• What's Happening (Aug. 5-11, 2026) (lakerlutznews.com)
• Find Top Computer Science Tutoring Jobs in Auburndale, FL (care.com)
• Scream-A-Geddon, one of America's best horror parks, reopens in August with $2.5M renovation (thatssotampa.com)

Zephyrhills

• Penn State Football Position Deep Dive: Quarterbacks (onwardstate.com)
• AdventHealth Center Ice hosts themed skate nights (lakerlutznews.com)
• Michael Pultorak Challenges Randy Maggard For District 54 State House Seat (neighborhoodnewsonline.net)

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Ok San Antonio! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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