Good day Kailua! We're here again with what you need to know today. Grab a cup of coffee and read on. ☕️️
In today's newsletter:
- How a Kailua-area senator exposed decades of illegal pest inspections
Also on today's calendar: Con-GRAD-u-LEI-tions Event - Enchanted Lakes and 4 more events.
Today's riddle: What did the inventor of the knock-knock joke win? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Friday: A few showers, with a high of 82 and low of 74 degrees.
- Saturday: A morning shower; cloudy, temps: high: 82, low: 74.
- Sunday: Cloudy with afternoon showers, with a high of 82 and low of 72 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Pest inspection policies at ports questioned at briefing (staradvertiser.com) — A state Senate hearing sharply criticized Hawaii’s agriculture and biosecurity department for decades of allowing “light” pest infestations into the islands, a policy a Kailua-area senator highlighted as conflicting with state law. Lawmakers questioned whether the agency can be trusted with biosecurity after issues ranging from invasive beetles to a bovine tuberculosis outbreak, while officials pledged to tighten rules and clarify which pests must be refused entry.

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Other local events
Friday April 17
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Talent Show
Kaelepulu Elementary
Kailua, HI 96734
6:00 pm
Saturday April 18
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Con-GRAD-u-LEI-tions Event - Enchanted Lakes
HouseMart Ben Franklin Crafts , 1020 Keolu Dr , Kailua
10:00 am
Sunday April 19
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Adult Women’s Self-Defense Seminar
Masters Martial Arts School , 270 Kuulei Rd #202 , Kailua
9:30 am
Friday April 24
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SFG I StrongFirst Kettlebell Instructor Certification—Kailua, Hawaii, USA
UFC GYM Kailua , 573 Kailua Rd #200 , Kailua
10:00 am
Wednesday April 29
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Keiki Storytime & Whatevahs!
Kailua Public Library , 239 Kuulei Rd , Kailua
10:00 am
Thursday May 14
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Ahuimanu Elementary ART CLASS
Da Dream Lab (KidzArt and Club Science Hawai'i) , 905 Kalanianaʻole Hwy #3304 , Kailua
2:15 pm
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- The Oahu Civic Orchestra started as the Windward Symphony over 50 years ago.
How appropriate that this 65 piece community orchestra is helping to celebrate St. John Vianney School's 60th Anniversary! FREE and OPEN TO THE… (Nextdoor Kukanono)
- LOST CAT ALERT!
Have you seen this pet?
Mimi was lost on April 13, 2026 and was last seen near Kailua, HI
If you have information on their location, please reach… (Nextdoor Country Club Knolls)
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Robert Half posted a job opening for Accounting Clerk in Kailua. Apply here.
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Panda Restaurant Group posted a job opening for Shift Leader (P1-1360007-1) in Kailua. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Kailua here.
🗞 Nearby News
Kaneohe
Honolulu
- Local artist JOBY! drops debut project 'Head in the Clouds,' performs in Honolulu this weekend (khon2.com)
- Honolulu Police Chief Candidates Getting Narrowed Down (civilbeat.org)
- Honolulu's keiki get taste of business at ʻŌpio Mākeke: How you can support (khon2.com)
Ok Kailua! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: The NO-BELL prize (Thank you Gina M. for sending it in!)
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