🌱 Next Stop Comedy and 10 more events
Machesney Park, Illinois Patch AM: a 4 min readCoffee in hand, Machesney Park? We've got the latest town updates for you. Keep reading to stay in the loop. ☀️
Coming up on the calendar:
- Pig Minds Brewing Co. at Pig Minds Brewing Co.
- Next Stop Comedy at Pig Minds Brewing Co.
- CREEDSMACK @ CRAZY TIMES PUB at Crazy Times Pub & Grub
... and check out 2 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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- Thursday: Humid with periods of sun, with a high of 82 and low of 60 degrees.
- Friday: Sunshine and humid, temps: high: 86, low: 67. 🌶 Hot!
- Saturday: Mostly sunny and humid, with a high of 85 and low of 64 degrees.
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★ Featured events ★
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Pig Minds Brewing Co. →
Pig Minds Brewing Co., 4080 Steele Dr., Machesney Park
7:00 pm
Saturday August 8
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Other local events
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Next Stop Comedy →
Pig Minds Brewing Co., 4080 Steele Dr., Machesney Park
7:00 pm -
CREEDSMACK @ CRAZY TIMES PUB →
Crazy Times Pub & Grub, 1520 Glen Forest Dr, Machesney Park
7:00 pm -
Jimmy Failla →
Coronado Theatre, 314 N Main St, Rockford
7:30 pm -
The Next Chapter Book Club →
Beef-A-Roo, 4601 Adamson Ln, Machesney Park
6:30 pm
Saturday August 8
Saturday August 15
Saturday August 22
Monday August 31
📣 Machesney Park Shout Outs!
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🗓 Events Nearby
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BHS Back to School Event
Belvidere High School Belvidere, IL 61008
7:30 am -
Kinder Only Day
Cherry Valley Elementary School 6754 Armer Dr, Rockford, IL 61109, USA
8:00 am -
Northwest IL Alliance of Realtors Water Battle
Atwood Center Mercyhealth Sportscore Two
10:00 am -
Preschool Storytime
East Branch East - Children's Area
10:15 am -
Andrew Robinson at Poison Ivy →
Poison Ivy Pub, 5765 Elevator Rd, Roscoe
5:30 pm -
RPD Men's Thursday Softball League
Atwood Center Mercyhealth Sportscore One
6:00 pm -
RPD Co-Rec Thursday Softball League
Atwood Center Mercyhealth Sportscore One
6:00 pm
Thursday August 6
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- Does anyone want to tree swap me for this Cottonwood Tree Sapling?
It's about knee high at the moment and it's three years old at the moment and will take off as soon as you plant it elsewhere. Flowering Trees and… (Nextdoor Ventura Valley) - This request goes out to my POLARIS ESTATE neighbors.
We had a front room mirror break. I know many of our ranch homes are built the same, by the same builders..... with the entryway ledges and six tall… (Nextdoor Polaris Estates)
- Burger King posted a job opening for Team Member in Machesney Park. Apply here.
- Essilor of America, Inc. posted a job opening for LensCrafters - Team Lead in Machesney Park. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Machesney Park here.
🗞 Nearby News
Loves Park
- Vella Reminds Families About Aug. 7 – Aug. 16 Back-to- School State Tax Holiday (einpresswire.com)
- Gerber Collision & Glass location under construction in Beloit (gazettextra.com)
- Rockford hits pause on data center projects for six months (rrstar.com)
Roscoe
- National Night Out Brings Thousands Together Across Rockton, Roscoe and South Beloit (roscoenews.com)
- Community has the chance to Rally Around Longtime Viking Lanes Employee After Stroke and Early Retirement (roscoenews.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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