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In today's newsletter:
- Burtonsville co-defendant awaits sentencing in major COVID relief fraud case
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? š¤ (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Thursday: Humid; a stray p.m. t-storm, with a high of 91 and low of 72 degrees.
š¶ Hot!
- Friday: A shower and thunderstorm, temps: high: 90, low: 70.
- Saturday: A t-storm around in the p.m., with a high of 90 and low of 71 degrees.
š° News we're reading
⢠Judge sentences Silver Spring woman to 40 months in federal prison forpandemic fraud (bethesdamagazine.com) ā A Burtonsville woman, Vanessa Valdez, is named as a coādefendant in a federal pandemicāfraud case after a Silver Spring woman was sentenced to 40 months in prison. Prosecutors say Valdez received help securing fraudulent PPP and disasterārelief loans, while the main defendant also admitted to creating fake tax documents for bogus unemployment claims; Valdezās own sentencing is still pending.
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Thursday August 6
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Butterflies & Wishes Tea Room, MD ā
Laurel, MD Calendar
Laurel, MD 20707
9:30 am
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Caseworker in the Library
Spaulding Branch Library
Spauldings - Group Study Room 1
10:00 am
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Spanish-English Ready 2 Read Storytime: Ages 3-5
Beltsville Branch Library
Beltsville - Program Room
10:30 am
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Ready 2 Read Storytime: Ages 0-2
Laurel Branch Library
Laurel - Large Meeting Room B
10:30 am
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Summer Meals
Beltsville Branch Library
Beltsville - Large Meeting Room
1:00 pm
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Laurel Farmer's Market ā
Laurel, MD Calendar, 378 Main Street, Laurel
3:00 pm
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Ready 2 Read Art: Ages 3-5
Beltsville Branch Library
Beltsville - Large Meeting Room
4:30 pm
Friday August 7
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Play and Grow: Ages 0-3
Laurel Branch Library
Laurel - Large Meeting Room B
10:30 am
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Outdoor Concert ā
Granville Gude Park, 8300 Mulberry St, Laurel
7:00 pm
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(Womens Gold)- Spring/Summer 2026 Women's Game Day Sub Fee - Laurel, MD 2026 ā
The Gardens Ice House, 13800 Old Gunpowder Rd #2fl, Laurel
7:00 pm
Saturday August 8
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80th Howard County Fair ā
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Laurel, MD 20707
10:00 am
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- 1st Pre-K Facility In Howard County Unveiled (patch.com)
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- NFL world, fans react to Commanders signing Stefon Diggs (usatoday.com)
- What to Do in the D.C. Area This Weekend (Aug. 7) (notus.org)
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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