🌱 Crankin Comedy Sunday Funday and 12 more events

Hey there, Lanham! Let's get started with what's happening in and around town. Read on and stay in the loop. ☀️

Coming up on the calendar:

• Precious Productions presents A Night of Christian Comedy
• Rest, Restore, Reconnect: 3 Week Yin & Restorative Popup Yoga Experience at Adjourn Teahouse
• 4th Quarter Report Cards PRINTED & MAILED (Seniors only) at Robert Goddard Montessori

... and check out 8 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Wednesday: Plenty of sunshine, with a high of 83 and low of 56 degrees.
• Thursday: Sunny and hot, temps: high: 90, low: 61. 🌶 Hot!
• Friday: Partly sunny and hot, with a high of 94 and low of 64 degrees.

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📸 Around Lanham

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Lanham

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★ Featured events ★

Friday June 5

• Precious Productions presents A Night of Christian Comedy →
  7006 Flagstaff St, Greater Landover
  7:00 pm

Saturday June 13

• Rest, Restore, Reconnect: 3 Week Yin & Restorative Popup Yoga Experience →
  Adjourn Teahouse, 4471 Nicole Dr, Lanham
  10:00 am

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Other local events

Thursday June 4

• 4th Quarter Report Cards PRINTED & MAILED (Seniors only)
  Robert Goddard Montessori Lanham, MD 20706
• Ready 2 Read Storytime: Ages 3-5
  Glenarden Branch Library Glenarden - Small Meeting Room
  11:00 am

Friday June 5

• Dinner Theatre: A Raisin In the Sun
  DuVal High Cafeteria
  4:00 pm

Saturday June 6

• Game On: UNO-mania!
  Glenarden Branch Library Glenarden - Small Meeting Room
  3:00 pm

Sunday June 7

• Crankin Comedy Sunday Funday →
  House of Comedy & Jazz, 9430 Annapolis Rd, Lanham
  3:00 pm

Monday June 8

• English Class: Beginner
  Glenarden Branch Library Glenarden - Small Meeting Room
  1:00 pm

Tuesday June 9

• Prince George's County Candidate Forum
  Prince George's Chamber of Commerce Junior Achievement Finance Park 960 Nalley Rd. Landover, MD 20785
  4:00 pm

Wednesday June 10

• English Class: Beginner
  Glenarden Branch Library Glenarden - Small Meeting Room
  1:00 pm

Monday June 22

• The GovCon Summer Soiree - Federal Contractors NETWORKING EVENT →
  John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, 2700 F St NW, Washington
  6:00 pm

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🗓 Events Nearby

Wednesday June 3

• PTA Book Giveaway
  University Park Elementary Hyattsville, MD 20782
  8:00 am
• English Class: Beginner
  Glenarden Branch Library Glenarden - Small Meeting Room
  1:00 pm
• Computer Basics: Open Lab
  Mount Rainier Branch Library Mount Rainier -
  1:00 pm
• Senior Social Events →
  City of College Park Seniors City Facilities > College Park Woods Club - 3545 Marlbrough Way Su
  1:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Arbor Company posted a job opening for Activities Assistant (Engagement) in Lanham. Apply here.
• Tradesmen International, LLC posted a job opening for Shop Carpenter in Lanham. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Lanham here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Greenbelt

• Greenbelt missing woman found dead inside vehicle as police launch active investigation (shorenewsnetwork.com)
• Roman Space Telescope Passes Critical Inspection, Next Stop Florida (talkoftitusville.com)
• Weekend Recap: Acro Burgas World Cup • USA Gymnastics (usagym.org)

Landover

• Washington Commanders, Levy and PEPSI® Elevate Season Ticket Member Experience and Value with new Benefits Including an Exclusive Season Ticket Member Value Menu presented by PEPSI® (commanders.com)

Bowie

• Explicit Photos, Videos Sent By Girls Land Man In Prison (patch.com)

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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