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Today's riddle: What did the inventor of the knock-knock joke win? 🤔 (Answer below!)
• Matters of Record for April 15, 2026 (duluthnewstribune.com) — Recent St. Louis County court records include cases involving Elk River residents, noting one prison sentence for fleeing police and another citation for a hands-free driving violation. The long docket also details fines, probation terms, and jail time for dozens of traffic, theft, drug, and assault cases from across Minnesota and neighboring states.
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• House Republican school safety package stalls; DFL proposal up next (mn.gov) — An Elk River Area School District safety and prevention director weighed in at the Capitol this week as lawmakers clashed over competing school safety bills, including rules for suspending K–3 students and funding priorities. Her testimony came during debate on a Republican proposal that failed on a party-line vote, with a DFL alternative now moving forward.
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• Gene Larry Sirard (keweenawreport.com) — An Elk River family is mourning the loss of their loved one, Gene Larry Sirard, whose son Cory Zierden and family live here. Gene, a longtime L’Anse, Michigan resident known for his faith, humor, and hard work, died April 14 at age 67, with funeral services and burial planned in Michigan this weekend.
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