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- Friday: Becoming windier and cooler, with a high of 55 and low of 28 degrees.
- Saturday: Mostly sunny and breezy, temps: high: 61, low: 29.
- Sunday: Sunny and warmer, with a high of 75 and low of 42 degrees.
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🗓 Events Nearby
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Cinnamon Twists, Cereal, Fruit, Milk & Juice
Loomis Elementary School Loomis, NE 68958
7:30 am -
REZA | Edge of Illusion
Merryman Performing Arts Center , 225 W 22nd St , Kearney
7:00 pm -
Lunch provided by Family of Christ Lutheran Church
Kearney Area Habitat for Humanity , 1815 1st Ave , Kearney -
Highway Creepers Rock N Rods
NVY Bar & Cigar Lounge , 1925 Central Ave , Kearney
9:00 am -
Pete the Cat
Merryman Performing Arts Center , 225 W 22nd St , Kearney
4:00 pm -
Breakfast Pizza, Cereal, Fruit, Milk & Juice
Loomis Public Schools Loomis, NE 68958
7:30 am -
Combos, Cereal, Fruit, Milk & Juice
Loomis Public Schools Loomis, NE 68958
7:30 am -
Senior Fun Day
Loomis Public Schools Loomis, NE 68958
8:00 am -
Alma Livestock Auction
Alma Livestock , 1214 7th St , Alma
12:00 pm -
2026 Summer Snap & Boost
GROW Nebraska Foundation , 5125 North 103rd Street , Omaha
5:30 pm -
Digging Your Roots
Central Community College - Holdrege , 1308 2nd St , Holdrege
6:00 pm -
Tornados, Cereal, Fruit, Milk & Juice
Loomis Elementary School Loomis, NE 68958
7:30 am
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- US Customs and Border Protection posted a job opening for Marine Interdiction Agent in Axtell. Apply here.
- The Fortus Group, Inc. posted a job opening for Nursing - Certified Medication Technician (aide) in Axtell. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Funk here.
🗞 Nearby News
Holdrege
- Thomas Jay Warren (1943-2026) (northplattepost.com)
- High school soccer scores 4-14 (ruralradio.com)
- Phelps County Sheriff's Office makes progress with ‘Put the Phone Away or Pay' campaign (ruralradio.com)
Kearney
- It's being built and people are coming: Kearney's most recent developments (nebraska.tv)
- Kearney downtown festoon lighting project approved (ksnblocal4.com)
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