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Coming up on the calendar:
Wokin' Wednesday at Fred and Ethel's Lantern Light Restaurant and Tavern
2nd Annual Turkey Bowl! at Absegami High School
Today's riddle: What do you call an angry carrot? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: "What do you call an angry carrot?" — A steamed vegetable (Thank you Kathy J. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!