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Coming up on the calendar:
Unemployed? Obtain a Free Training Grant for Top Certifications
American Sewing Guild at Stillwater Township Community Center
Regular Yoga at Stillwater Township Community Center
... and check out 6 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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Social Circle Stillwater Township
Stillwater Community Center/Stillwater Park, 931 Swartswood Road, Newton, NJ, 07877, United States
3:30 pm
Paulinskill Lake Association Meeting Stillwater Township
Stillwater Community Center/Stillwater Park, 931 Swartswood Road, Newton, NJ, 07877, United States
7:00 pm
Saturday August 15
Senior Ice Cream Social Stillwater Township
Stillwater Community Center/Stillwater Park, 931 Swartswood Road, Newton, NJ, 07877, United States
6:00 pm
Regular Yoga Stillwater Township
Stillwater Community Center/Stillwater Park, 931 Swartswood Road, Newton, NJ, 07877, United States
11:00 am
Happy Together Stillwater Township
Stillwater Community Center/Stillwater Park, 931 Swartswood Road, Newton, NJ, 07877, United States
6:00 pm
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The Home Depot, Inc. posted a job opening for Customer Service/Sales in Newton. Apply here.
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🗞 Nearby News
Newton
Bond Ordinances Totaling More than $2.8 Million Approved Town of Newton Council (tapinto.net)
Events This Week in New Jersey from August 4-10, 2026 (newjerseystage.com)
Sparta
Bookworm Bonanza raises funds, donations for Valerie Center and Sparta child (spartaindependent.com)
‘Land Swap' to Close Landfill Approved by Sparta Township Council (tapinto.net)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!