Today's riddle: Why were the soldiers tired on April 1st? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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🗞 Nearby News
Roxbury
Bacteria Blooms Off Roxbury Shoreline of Lake Musconetcong (tapinto.net)
Feds say 'no timeline' to convert Roxbury warehouse for ICE facility (northjersey.com)
Bill Spadea: NJ voter registration glitch needs full audit (nj1015.com)
Randolph
Healthy Living Pharmacy Brings A More Personal Approach to Randolph Residents (tapinto.net)
Brundage Park Playhouse Will Present Anything Goes In Late August (tapinto.net)
Three-alarm fire damages townhouse attic in Morris County; no injuries reported (wrnjradio.com)
Hopatcong
Hopatcong Pound Project Receives $1K Donation Through Mayor's Charity Program (patch.com)
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: They just finished a March of 31 days (Thank you Pete P. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!