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In today's newsletter:
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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• Stpne Gardens: Princeton-trained missionary interred in one of Cherokee County's most historic cemeteries (todayinfortsmith.com) — A 19th-century missionary whose life began in tiny Churchtown, Lancaster County, went on to shape schools and churches across several Native nations in Indian Territory. This detailed biography follows Alexander Hamilton Balentine from his difficult Pennsylvania childhood through Princeton training and decades of teaching, preaching, and family life before his burial in a historic Cherokee cemetery.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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