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Also on today's calendar: Fri Aug 7 | Lancaster, PA | 4:30 PM and 4 more events.
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? š¤ (Answer below!)
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⢠NOTICE The Strasburg Borough Zoning Hearing Board will meet on Wednesday, August 19, 2026, at (lancasteronline.com) ā A Conestoga-based distillery is seeking zoning approvals to open a tavern or brewpub on East Main Street in Strasburg, with on-site spirits production, limited live entertainment, and shared parking. Strasburgās Zoning Hearing Board will review that request, plus a separate brewpub/cidery proposal, at a public meeting on Wednesday, August 19, 2026.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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