Coffee in hand, Elysburg? We've got the latest town updates for you. Keep reading to stay in the loop. ☕️️
Coming up on the calendar:
Knoebels Opening Weekend 2026 at Knoebels Amusement Resort
Opening Weekend at Knoebels at Knoebels Amusement Resort
Purcellville Music and Arts Festival
... and check out 4 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: What did the inventor of the knock-knock joke win? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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A Night of Laughs and Fun UPPER CHICHESTER COMMUNITY CENTER , 1950 Market St , Upper Chichester
7:00 pm
Cards N’ Games Night Phillips Emporium & The Teeny Tiny Bookshop , 12 E Main St , Bloomsburg
7:00 pm
Little Women Bloomsburg Theatre Ensemble , 226 Center St , Bloomsburg
7:30 pm
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🗞 Nearby News
Shamokin
Shamokin man jailed on assault, riot charges (fox56.com)
Danville
Danville Area Community Center begins offering free memberships to eligible veterans (northcentralpa.com)
Mahoning Township Police partners with ICE through 287(g) program (wnep.com)
How Hershey tasted sweet success and became an iconic American brand (usatoday.com)
Sunbury
Susquehanna Valley United Way seeks donations for childrens book drive (wnep.com)
Pa. man charged with possessing devices that make handguns fully automatic (pennlive.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: The NO-BELL prize (Thank you Gina M. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!