What's up Intercourse! Let's start this morning right by getting caught up on what's going on around town. Keep reading to stay in the loop. ☀️
Coming up on the calendar:
- Homestead Days at Plain & Fancy Farm — The Village of Intercourse at Village of Intercourse
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Thursday: Showers and a heavier t-storm, with a high of 89 and low of 71 degrees.
🌶 Hot!
- Friday: Showers and a heavier t-storm, temps: high: 85, low: 70.
- Saturday: Humid; a stray p.m. t-storm, with a high of 87 and low of 70 degrees.
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🗓 Events Nearby
Thursday August 6
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Local Emergency Planning Committee (LEPC) →
Lancaster County, PA Calendar
1:00 pm
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2026 College send-off celebration
Lancaster SD
McCaskey East Cafeteria, 1051 Lehigh Avenue, Lancaster, PA, 17602, United States
4:30 pm
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Jazz on the Patio →
The Barn at Paradise Station, 312 Paradise Ln, Ronks
6:00 pm
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Jazz on the Patio — The Barn at Paradise Station →
The Barn at Paradise Station, 312 Paradise Ln, Ronks
6:00 pm
Friday August 7
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Youth Intervention Center Board of Managers →
Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
10:00 am
Monday August 10
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Salary Board →
Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
1:30 pm
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Planning Commission →
Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
2:30 pm
Tuesday August 11
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Professional Development Day
Lancaster SD
PA
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County Commissioners' Work Session →
Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
10:00 am
Wednesday August 12
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Board of Assessment Appeals →
Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
8:30 am
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Commissioners' Board Meeting →
Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
9:15 am
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
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Pizza Hut posted a job opening for Shift Manager in New Holland. Apply here.
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Pizza Hut, Inc. posted a job opening for Assistant Restaurant Manager in New Holland. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Intercourse here.
🗞 Nearby News
New Holland
- When Psalm 23 Began Reading Me (patheos.com)
- August First Friday 2026: 23 art exhibition openings, events in Lancaster city this Friday (lancasteronline.com)
- Company with roots in RCA's once-massive Lancaster presence sold to LA firm (lancasteronline.com)
Strasburg
- NOTICE The Strasburg Borough Zoning Hearing Board will meet on Wednesday, August 19, 2026, at (lancasteronline.com)
Ok Intercourse! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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