Intoxicated Woman Told Police She Worked For CIA: Warminster Crimes

WARMINSTER TOWNSHIP, PA — The Warminster Township Police Department has released its blotter of criminal incidents for June, including one report in which an intoxicated woman said she worked for the CIA.

These are the criminal incidents:

• On routine patrol, an officer was traveling on Davisville Road at Hostman and spotted a vehicle that was entered into NCIC. The owner of the vehicle had a warrant for his arrest for vehicle theft. The vehicle stopped at a residence, and the Officer advised the 23-year-old man of the warrant and took him into custody. The warrant is from the Clifton Police Department in New Jersey. Clifton Police said the warrant was still active with extradition to New Jersey and Pennsylvania. The man was charged with Arrest Prior to Requisition because he chose to remain in Pennsylvania to avoid the warrant. He was arraigned before Judge Jonas for 10 percent of $75,000.00. He was transported to Bucks County Prison.

• The animal control officer was dispatched to Chestnut and Spruce roads for a report of a found dog. The animal control officer recognized the dog from two previous occasions. The dog was lodged in the township kennels, and the owner was notified. The 38-year-old female dog owner was issued a Non-Traffic Citation for Confinement of Dog.

• Officers were dispatched in the area of Kirk Road for a well-being check. The caller wanted a check on his 4-year-old daughter because he had not spoken to her in a few days. The caller's mother advised that she has full custody of the caller's daughter. She also advised she has a Protection from Abuse order against her son. The 24-year-old man was sending threatening text messages to her, which is a violation of the Protection From Abuse Order. A warrant was issued for his arrest. The male turned himself in and was arraigned before Judge O'Neill. Bail was set at 10 percent of $10,000.

• Officers were dispatched to Giant for an unwanted person. The 46-year-old man made inappropriate comments to the manager of the store and refused to leave. The man was told to leave and was not on scene when police arrived. The officers were then sent to Burger King for an unknown problem. The male from Giant was at Burger King and drinking alcohol inside the restaurant. The male agreed to a Breathalyzer test, which read .223 percent; the man was cited for Public Drunkenness that occurred at Giant. The man was advised not to return to Giant.

• The animal control officer was dispatched to headquarters for a loose dog in the parking lot. The officer recognized the dog was recognized, and the owner was called. The 39-year-old dog owner will be cited for Confinement of Dog.

• While on routine patrol, an officer was approached by a man stating that a woman was lying in the driveway of his girlfriend's property and possibly intoxicated. When the officer arrived at the property on West Street Road, they observed the woman climbing a tree. The woman said that she didn't have any identification with her because she works for the CIA and her identification is confidential. The officers took her into custody and transported her to headquarters. Upon determining her identity, she was processed and transported to her residence in Abington. The 48-year-old woman will be charged with Loitering and Prowling, False ID, and Public Drunkenness.