🌱 John Mulaney @ Wisconsin State Fair Park and 10 more events

Hi Hales Corners! We have the latest buzz right here. Let's keep you in the loop and get this morning started right! ☕️️

Coming up on the calendar:

• John Mulaney @ Wisconsin State Fair Park
• Girls Tennis Starts at Whitnall Hi
• Whitnall Falcon Booster Club Meeting at Whitnall Hi

... and check out 5 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Sunshine and a few clouds, with a high of 78 and low of 61 degrees.
• Friday: Mostly sunny and humid, temps: high: 84, low: 68.
• Saturday: Humid with periods of sun, with a high of 84 and low of 66 degrees.

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📸 Around Hales Corners

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Hales Corners

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★ Featured events ★

Wednesday August 12

• John Mulaney @ Wisconsin State Fair Park →
  WI State Fair, 640 S 84th St, West Allis
  7:30 pm

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Other local events

Monday August 10

• Girls Tennis Starts
  Whitnall Hi Milwaukee, WI 53228
• Whitnall Falcon Booster Club Meeting
  Whitnall Hi WHS Library, WHS-Main Level-HS Library Center (50)
  6:00 pm
• BOE Workshop Meeting
  Whitnall SD Whitnall School Community Board Room
  6:30 pm

Tuesday August 11

• Girls Swim & Dive Starts
  Whitnall Hi Milwaukee, WI 53228

Wednesday August 12

• WMS PTO Meeting
  Whitnall Mid WMS-1-MS Stem Commons (50)
  6:00 pm

Monday August 17

• Girls/Boys Cross Country Starts
  Whitnall Hi Milwaukee, WI 53228
• Girls/Boys Volleyball Starts
  Whitnall Hi Milwaukee, WI 53228

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday August 6

• In Person Absentee Voting →
  New Berlin, WI Calendar New Berlin, WI 53151
  8:00 am
• Brews & Bites Trivia Night →
  Greenfield, WI Calendar, 5151 W Layton Avenue, Greenfield
  6:00 pm

Friday August 7

• WI State Fair: Camp Bar Trio →
  Wisconsin State Fair Park, 640 S 84th St, West Allis
  11:00 am

Saturday August 8

• Burning is allowed every Saturday →
  New Berlin, WI Calendar New Berlin, WI 53151

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Cousins Submarines, Inc. posted a job opening for Team Member - Hales Corners in Hales Corners. Apply here.
• Culver's Restaurant posted a job opening for Crew Member in Hales Corners. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Hales Corners here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Greendale

• Meet the Democrats seeking to challenge Bob Donovan for state Assembly (jsonline.com)
• Watch: Bison chases child at Yellowstone National Park during terrifying close encounter (fox6now.com)

Greenfield

• Fire destroys Stags Tavern on Fond du Lac Avenue in Germantown (jsonline.com)
• Fresh-Squeezed Ambition (gmtoday.com)

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Ok Hales Corners! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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